that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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