and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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