Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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