i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
