doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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