So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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