no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
