i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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