I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
