So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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