Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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