As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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