it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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