Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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