Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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