She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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