Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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