Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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