White coat. Heels.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
