my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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