Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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