she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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