so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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