tell your sister to shave her snatch
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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