haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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