So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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