Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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