k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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