Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
This beer is not sobering me up at all
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'm like, not good at living.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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