I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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