I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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