Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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