Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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