Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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