so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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