My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
The feeling are messing with the penis
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Randomize
