Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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