i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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