I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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