I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize
