I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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