and you said cock pushups were impossible
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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