what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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