no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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