I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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