I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
how does that bad decision feel?
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