is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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