JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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