Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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