Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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